the part that really sucks, you know it does.
Who's the first to call.
He should call you if he really likes you.
But you should call him if you're intent on proving you
don't care. Aren't
we beyond such childish stuff?
Call when you wanna talk.
What's the big deal?
Nope, no big deal. Call
when you wanna talk. No
And so when he
doesn't call, it's no big deal. You
could call him. Oh I
could. But I've called him
the last three times and though he always seems happy to talk and happy
to go do whatever it is I called him about, that still does not change
the fact that I had to call him first.
So I have to
test him. Of course I have
to. All girls do this, they
just don't tell you.
You gonna call yet? 'Cause
I'm not going to.
didn't call him Thursday, I didn't call him Friday, and here it
is on Saturday, and what have I proved to myself?
He doesn't like
you. No, let's
not jump to conclusions. If he liked you, he'd call. Let's
ATTEMPT to be rational.
could be busy. He
could be busy with someone else.
He could've called to tell you what he was busy with.
If he hasn't
called, it's because he's busy with a whom, not a what.
calls to try and get me to go karaoking with her, but I've
managed to suck down four Sam Adams, and I can't drive, much
less sing on key. Ashley
instantly demands to know why I'm drinking without her, and I
tell her how my miserable test is completely backfiring and I
feel like a dumbass.
dumbasses allowed," Ashley says and comes up with the
brilliant idea to oh, just drive past his house to see if, you
know, he's home or not.
sounded like a good idea. It
sounded like a great idea. You
have to believe me. These
ideas sound great when peering through a haze of Sam Adams.