It's been three
weeks! Three weeks and still
going strong! I feel like
popping champagne or something. Oh
my God, can I tell you how this doesn't make me feel like a loser at
all!? And yes, I know what
it looks like, that I need a relationship in order to not make me feel
like a loser. I know it.
I admit it. I love
it. It's just amazing how
much more easier it is to deal with the little things in life.
Like going to bars or restaurants.
I don't care if any guys are looking at me.
I have someone, I have someone.
You have to say it in a sing song voice.
I have sooooommmme oooonnnnneee.
I have sooooommmme oooooonnnnnne.
I have someone and you don't.
Oh gosh, I didn't mean it like that.
That was a horrible horrible thing to say.
Completely didn't mean it. But
you know what? You can hate
it me you feel like it. Because.…I
have soooooome ooooonnnnee. I
got soooommmeee oooonnnnee. It's
cheesy and I know it and I don't care because I have soooooooome
I swear, I am getting more looks from men.
Oh I know, it's because I'm off the market now and not
paying attention to them, that they're paying attention to me.
I know, I know, I know.
I always tried to PRETEND that I did have someone to get
those kind of looks, but it never seemed to work.
Guys can tell when you're faking that kind of stuff.
So I'm getting looks from men that I can freely ignore,
because I've got a man, a real live HUNK O MAN that's waiting on
me. And the world
can't get any better.